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I’ll Hurt You By..
- Making your face hurt from smiling too much.
- Making your stomach hurt from laughing too much.
- Making your hand hurt from holding it too long.
- Making your feet hurt from chasing me after I tease you.
- Making your lips hurt from kissing you too much.
- Making you cry from trying to make you happy.
(Source: tedeezy, via asdfgchasedy)
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- me: i'm cold
- guys: shut up and stop complaining
- cute girl: i'm cold
- guys: here take my jacket let's cuddle to transfer some heat to your precious little body so you don't get frostbite oh dear lord let this child be warm
